Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.
Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
by Painthetownfred February 02, 2010
We're you touch someone and you see how many levels you can make it through without giving up and level 50-53 are for boyfriend and girlfriend
by Austincmahone1 October 20, 2015
A person who thinks everyone loves him/her. If shown the slightest hatred the person will never talk to you again. Relationships last three months at most and usually end by "betrayal". Willing to get married after a week
Person 1: Have you seen Awkward Cunt around?
Person 2: He's with his new girlfriend. They started dating yesterday
Person 1: He has a new one?
Person 2: Yeah. The marriage is next week
Person 2: He's with his new girlfriend. They started dating yesterday
Person 1: He has a new one?
Person 2: Yeah. The marriage is next week
by jhonyrktfngrs5 December 12, 2016
Where it's so awkward, that all you can do is sit in silence thinking about how awkward the situation/comment/moment is.
I could tell he was in a Awkward Coma because everytime I asked him what's wrong he'd say 'aaawwwkkkkwarddddd' all wide-eyed and not move.
by Capellan May 19, 2011
"I'm breaking up with my boyfreind, so if I'm not in school tomorrow you'll know I've fallen into an awkward coma :/"
by Umbella December 23, 2011
A meme-y phrase that was extremely popular back around 2012 due to its versatility. Modern usage is more or less the same, but it is now commonly replaced with the newer phrase "that feeling when".
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 29, 2020
by skypoet May 29, 2017