Awekward

When something is just THAT awkward, that it becomes awe-inspiring.

James: Ok, they're making out right next to us...
Chris: Awekward!

by PheobeBannanahammock June 22, 2011

Awkword

A word that just saying can create awkward connotations and thoughts.

"My favorite awkword is moist. Masticate is another good one."

by das dude May 7, 2007

arkward

when an aardvark gets itself into an awkward situation.

-mrs read walks in on arthur the aardvark masturbating-

arthur: urm...
mum: well this is arkward.

by gii. November 22, 2009

Ackward

Ackward is the incorrect spelling of awkward. I'm so surprised that no one has corrected this on here.

It's often ackward when you spell everything else correctly but do not know how to spell awkward. Thus ruining your credibility forever.

by MyRealNameIsJames January 24, 2009

Akward Silence

When a white male and white female are having sex and a naked black man walks in wanting in on the action.

Bill: Yeah me and Linda were doing it then Tyrone walked in expecting something..and uhh...
Tim:Ouch. Akward Silence?
Bill:Yeah...

by hereyagoho May 12, 2010

bass-ackward

Describes something being so screwed up that it's not just backward, it's ASS backward...and the point is emphasized even more by screwing up the words "ass backward"

The radio won't work because you put the batteries in bass-ackward.

by voiceofgod February 6, 2006

akward arm situation

When you are on a plane, in a movie theater, etc. and there is only one arm rest and you and the person sitting next to you both want it.

Jane was in the movie theater on Monday night and there was a man sitting next to her. They both wanted the arm rest.

A classic akward arm situation.

by hh disney freak June 6, 2010