A guy who is so cool that he makes Elon Musk seem like a Chad (which is one status below "Giga Chad"). An Alistair might seem like his Schlong is only 17", but in actuality, it is 40". It is also a well-known fact that anyone who doesn't like an Alistair will suffer the wrath of the shrexy Poseidon. Alistairs usually have a bank account with numbers ranging from 15-80 zeros. They also make a living off of signing people's important possessions. I mean, who wouldn't want their baby to be signed by an Alistair?
by Not Alistair March 4, 2022
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Get the Alison mug.Alistair has a weird hair style, wears white suburban clothing, and has a terrible taste in movies. His personality revolves around being a simp
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the best women to ever exist, to have her in your life is the best thing a person could ever dream about.
by rsernwa March 23, 2022
Get the alisha mug.very kind and sweet. One of the nicest people to be around and whilst they may not make the best choices they’ll always have what’s best for you at heart. They’re usually quite short and so you can get quite scared of losing them but know they’ll always come back to you if you deserve them.
OMG look at all those people searching for someone
ye they must have lost alishwa again she’s kinda short
but she’s right behind them🤔
ye they must have lost alishwa again she’s kinda short
but she’s right behind them🤔
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