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by JYD1682 January 20, 2015
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Window Paralysis

To stare out of a window with continous thoughts. Often experienced in a car, train, and airplane.
I was watching a movie on the plane until I caught window paralysis.
by Suburbanphilosophy April 28, 2015
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Windows Fail

An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.

This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.
Windows Fail = Windows 95, Windows Me, Windows Vista, Windows 8.
by Elixir of Wisdom July 8, 2015
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yolo window

The time that elapses from the time one says 'yolo' in a non-ironic fashion to the time they realize whatever they are doing was probably not the greatest idea. Usually accompanied by a gung-ho attitude while getting a neck tattoo or chugging four Jager Bombs. During the yolo window, one is often either inebriated or just in a state of poor critical thinking, and it's unwise to make big decisions during this time, but it usually happens anyway.
'He thought he could win the pie eating contest. That yolo window closed after about 90 seconds.'

'Don't talk to Mikey about his ex right now. He's been drinking Jame-O straight all night and he's still in the yolo window.'
by Fox Islander November 5, 2015
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Dick window

A person who is missing their front 4 teeth, on the top and bottom row to allow a dick to enter.
Hey you want to go downtown and find a crackhead with a Dick Window?
by Big_nick357 March 29, 2016
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Window Locked

When you squeeze your partners nostrils with your ass cheeks.
I window locked her good and hard. She couldn’t sneeze for a week.
by GoBills12345 October 13, 2018
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Window slut

A person who always talks and sends photos but never does any action. A tease to the next level
Chris over there is a window slut, he's worse than a tease.
by Teejaesquared April 18, 2018
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