Jeremy

Some rando emo catboy

"god stop being such a jeremy"

by Joe Biden 60 420 doin ya mom February 25, 2022

Jeremy

Jeremy is the most hottest and most sexiest guy alive. He sucks on toes . He’s the sweetest boy you could ever meet. The love I have for jeremy is a lot. He makes me smile and he brightens up my day. i can go on for years writing about Jeremy. Jeremy the most beautiful eyes and the most attractive voice. i can literally listen to his voice non stop for the rest of my life and never get bored of it. I, Ruth, know that HE is the dude that I wanna marry and spend the rest of my LIFE with. i still can’t believe he’ll suck on Kylie’s toes but it’s wtv 😒. We may be far from each other but never a part. - Love Ruth

Kylie- Damn Jeremy your man ? 😫
Ruth- yea, too bad u can’t have him. he’s already mine.

by Jeremy’s wife February 26, 2022

Jeremy

Jeremy is the most hottest and most sexiest guy alive. He sucks on toes . He’s the sweetest boy you could ever meet. The love I have for jeremy is a lot. He makes me smile and he brightens up my day. i can go on for years writing about Jeremy. Jeremy the most beautiful eyes and the most attractive voice. i can literally listen to his voice non stop for the rest of my life and never get bored of it. I, Ruth, know that HE is the dude that I wanna marry and spend the rest of my LIFE with. i still can’t believe he’ll suck on Kylie’s toes but it’s wtv 😒. We may be far from each other but never a part. - Love Ruth

Kylie- Damn Jeremy your man ? 😫
Ruth- yea, too bad u can’t have him. he’s already mine.

by Jeremy’s wife February 26, 2022

Jeremy

Jeremy is the most hottest and most sexiest guy alive. He sucks on toes . He’s the sweetest boy you could ever meet. The love I have for jeremy is a lot. He makes me smile and he brightens up my day. i can go on for years writing about Jeremy. Jeremy the most beautiful eyes and the most attractive voice. i can literally listen to his voice non stop for the rest of my life and never get bored of it. I, Ruth, know that HE is the dude that I wanna marry and spend the rest of my LIFE with. i still can’t believe he’ll suck on Kylie’s toes but it’s wtv 😒. We may be far from each other but never a part. - Love Ruth

Kylie- Damn Jeremy your man ? 😫
Ruth- yea, too bad u can’t have him. he’s already mine.

by Jeremy’s wife February 26, 2022

Pull a Jeremy

When you have to poop multiple times when doing a long backpacking trip.

Hey can I borrow you shovel? I have to go pull a Jeremy.

by Portlandguy February 12, 2026

jeremies

plural form of jeremy

There are many Jeremies in this world

by nigger6967 February 18, 2026

Jeremy

Jeremy A kind-hearted legend with a heart of gold and a massive appetite that could bankrupt a small country. This guy is so sweet he would give you the shirt off his back, right after he finishes eating everything at the buffet and probably the buffet table too. Weighing in at about 500 pounds of pure love and zero cardio, this absolute unit is built like a couch cushion, except the cushion is made of snacks. Despite having the stamina of a sloth on vacation and moving at seismic-event speeds, this man somehow made it onto the varsity team. It's either pure luck, coach favoritism, or the refs were too scared to say no. We tease him nonstop for “eating the world” one family-sized portion at a time. “Jeremy doesn’t do laps; he causes earthquakes.” Or, “When Jeremy runs, the ground gets indigestion.” But deep down, we love our chubby-cheeked, planet-sized king. He’s the guy who’d still show up to help you move, after one more slice. Examples: “Yo, where’s Jeremy?” “Earthquake just hit the cafeteria—must be him loading up tray #4.” “Jeremy, you gonna run the mile?” “Heavy breathing just from standing up. Nah bro, I’m pacing myself for the all-you-can-eat after.”

jeremy is cool

by ELJANISSOHANDSOME February 18, 2026