Gosha and Mosha

Big beautiful muscular brothers with big penises.

Gosha and Mosha

Gosha:Hey Mosha, wanna fuck that girl?
Mosha:Hell yeah I want!

by TanzerDx July 22, 2018

Goat and tree

A old relatively new trick devised by medical students at the University of Nairobi when taking Vivas. Where the goat is the student and the tree is the little knowledge he/she has, so you herd the goat to the tree and tether him there and graze until the time runs out or he is full

Distraught student: My pathology Vivas are tomorrow what am I going to do
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree

by DistraughtComrade August 21, 2020

Mie Goreng and BJ Day

Seen as Valentine’s Day is all about treating the wife, Mie Goreng and BJ day is for the husband on the 15th of March, for those who don’t like steaks.

Husband: what day is it today?

Wife: Mie Goreng and BJ day! “I’ll cook you a nice Mie Goreng then I will drain them balls with my mouth”

by Daysonthecalendar March 15, 2023

good bread and milk

when a girl looks so leng and sexy that she is consider on a different level of attractivness - originated from tin ziw

'look at that girl shes good bread and milk' 'nah that girl is good bread and milk'

by sirtease June 2, 2022

Goes above and beyond

Ms. J

Ms. J always goes above and beyond for her students.

by __c June 14, 2023

got a few inches on you and i’m taller

The way to tell a short person you have a bigger trouser snake than them

Let me get that as I have I’ve got a few inches on you and I’m taller

by Ralph 😁😁😁 March 28, 2022

Good gracious your gorgeous inside and out!

Good gracious your gorgeous inside and out! That is all, take care! i am here jumping from stream to stream making people smile and laugh, cuz there is too much hate on the internet. Love peace and chicken grease! You're beautiful, you're one of a kind, Smile more!

Good gracious your gorgeous inside and out! -Bliss213

by Bliss213 July 19, 2023