Dildo and doldo enterprises

A company that makes dildos and doldos. Invented during 20 questions

The stocks for dildo and doldo enterprises are doing insane

by Potato Nuggets64 March 20, 2021

Pink Dildo Stand

what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrate.

Pink Dildo Stand

by quartz89_alt February 10, 2022

sold a bag of dildos

To be "sold a bag of dildos" means to be sold something which is basically a massive pile of worthless tripe.

Bloke 1: "my car is fucked"

Bloke 2: "you were sold a bag of dildos there mate"

by dashhhhhhhh October 19, 2011

five inch dildo

words used to describe someone who is moderately endowed.

Jonh is hung like a five inch dildo.

by sassafras July 26, 2005

Inflatable Pocket Dildo

The inflatable pocket dildo is a hollow rubber prosthetic penis that can be deflated when not in use. The IPD, like all dildos is a marital aide and a substitute for a real penis. The IPD is very convenient because it is relatively discreet, when there is no air in it. The top of the line IPD has a keychain attached to the base for ultimate convenience. All IPDs come in 2 sizes- travel and Moby

1-What is that thing on Mrs. M's keychain?
2-Dude, it's her inflatable pocket dildo!
1-Gross.

by Benjb13 February 26, 2011

Dildo and ten eighths

1970s slang for a super idiot where dildo means idiot but the person referred to is more than a run of the mill example. Heard around UMIST in Manchester.

Kevin’s a real idiot!
No he’s not. He’s a dildo and ten eighths.

by The Fat Welshman February 8, 2021

double dick dildo

killing two birds with one stone.

man i got laid last night and that pissed this fuckboy off, what a double dick dildo!

by BigDogsRana March 16, 2016