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"There's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking."
3% Body Fat. 1% Brain Activity
Played by Ben Stiller (the funniest guy in the whole wide world!)
"There's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking."
by Rachael (the BIGGEST Offspring fan EVER) March 26, 2005
Get the Derek Zoolander mug.An online, viral act in which people, like hackers and YouTubers, hack into Zoom sessions for the sole purpose of showing everyone else in the calls/sessions shocking porn, gore images/videos, and generally disturbing and offensive content via Zoom's screen-broadcasting and webcam features.
It's only recently become an issue because of how many kids and workers are at home due to the Coronavirus/COVID-19 pandemic. As a result of so many new users flooding the platform and the media giving it tons of attention, trolls, hackers, and other kinds of people have decided to strike while the iron's hot, so to speak, and hack into people's Zoom sessions for no other reason than entertaining themselves.
It's only recently become an issue because of how many kids and workers are at home due to the Coronavirus/COVID-19 pandemic. As a result of so many new users flooding the platform and the media giving it tons of attention, trolls, hackers, and other kinds of people have decided to strike while the iron's hot, so to speak, and hack into people's Zoom sessions for no other reason than entertaining themselves.
Timmy: Holy shit Simon! You'll never guess what just happened in my last Zoom session!
Simon: Dude, what happened? Spill the beans.
Timmy: So, my English teacher was holding a Zoom session between her, my other classmates, and me, but suddenly, some weird dude hopped into the session!
Simon: Then what happened?
Timmy: He turned on his screen-broadcasting feature and began playing videos of guys fucking dogs!
Simon: Wow, why would any sane person think about showing bestiality videos to children?
Timmy: There's some really fucked-up people in this world, huh?
Simon: That includes people who like zoombombing, right?
Simon: Dude, what happened? Spill the beans.
Timmy: So, my English teacher was holding a Zoom session between her, my other classmates, and me, but suddenly, some weird dude hopped into the session!
Simon: Then what happened?
Timmy: He turned on his screen-broadcasting feature and began playing videos of guys fucking dogs!
Simon: Wow, why would any sane person think about showing bestiality videos to children?
Timmy: There's some really fucked-up people in this world, huh?
Simon: That includes people who like zoombombing, right?
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A way used by most schools to continue class during moments of quarantine, usually a period of time to ease of an either jerk off or watch YouTube
by Alikoy May 4, 2020
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(noun) Someone who shows his privates over a Zoom call
(noun) Someone who shows his privates over a Zoom call
by SocMnky October 19, 2020
Get the Zoom Dick mug.1. A malleable term commonly used to describe a type of psychedelic trip, a deep meditative state, an out-of-body experience.
2. A ‘higher’ perspective; a holistic perspective.
3. Something that is out-of-this-world, outlandish, far out, trippy.
4. A psychedelic and cannabis centered clothing brand—ZOOMDOUT.
2. A ‘higher’ perspective; a holistic perspective.
3. Something that is out-of-this-world, outlandish, far out, trippy.
4. A psychedelic and cannabis centered clothing brand—ZOOMDOUT.
DMT zoomed me out like I’ve never zoomed out before. Three minutes into the trip I was looking at the INFINIVERSE; the ultimate web, full of interconnected dust particle-sized universes. I’m not even sure that I zoomed back into the same body!
Lucy finally told me the story about her near death experience. It’s so nuts. She says her soul literally zoomed out of her body as she began to die. Then she watched the entire car accident scene happen from up above.
Yo dude, I smoked about a joint of every Sativa strain in Amsterdamn at last year’s Cannabis Cup. I’ve never been that zoomed out in my life. I was seeing shit happen from space!
Wow. That’s a zoomed out Shpongle album if I’ve ever heard one.
“Eat nothin’ but mushrooms and drink pure liquid acid, I’m ZOOMD-the-fuck-OUT!” – Lush One (ZOOMDOUT shout out)
Lucy finally told me the story about her near death experience. It’s so nuts. She says her soul literally zoomed out of her body as she began to die. Then she watched the entire car accident scene happen from up above.
Yo dude, I smoked about a joint of every Sativa strain in Amsterdamn at last year’s Cannabis Cup. I’ve never been that zoomed out in my life. I was seeing shit happen from space!
Wow. That’s a zoomed out Shpongle album if I’ve ever heard one.
“Eat nothin’ but mushrooms and drink pure liquid acid, I’m ZOOMD-the-fuck-OUT!” – Lush One (ZOOMDOUT shout out)
by ZOOMDOUT November 24, 2009
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BENDER: Dork...
BRIAN: Yeah?
BENDER: You are a parent's wet dream, okay?
BRIAN: Well that's a problem!
BENDER: Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear these kinda clothes. But face it, you're a Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie!
BENDER: Dork...
BRIAN: Yeah?
BENDER: You are a parent's wet dream, okay?
BRIAN: Well that's a problem!
BENDER: Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear these kinda clothes. But face it, you're a Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie!
by Nerd Alert December 27, 2005
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