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Zoinkis, much like "Zoinkies" it is a term used when something is cool and or if something is surprising. You could say "Zoinkis" in any emotion, Scared, excited, mad, in aw, and in approval.
(Ted) Look, there is the World Trade Center! (Bill) Zoinkis!!!
zoinkis by Mason/Devin December 13, 2017
A word of excited often expressing great amusement or gratitude.
Jackie: Alex, you are really hot!
Alex: Zoinkas!!!
zoinkas by 2222Rachel January 23, 2007
"Dude, last night I pulled an all-nighter, and I was totally zoinked!"
Zoinked by Suicidaldream December 16, 2017
Tired, sleep. came from "zapped"
Man, I am zoinked. I ran 6 miles at practice
zoinked by PFreeman October 23, 2006

zoinkers 

zoinkers means
1. to go wild, crazy, nuts. (synonyms - bonkers)
2. exclamation for shock. (synonyms - OMG!!)
3. being suprised for something which is annoying (synonyms - arghhh)
4. replacement for dammit (synonyms - dang)
1. oh noes, theres still so many things left to do!! im going zoinkers!!
2. zoinkers!!!! he ate the whole apple in one bite!!!
3. zoinkers... hes always bein' so emo..
4. zoinkers! i lost to him in soccer! dang..
zoinkers by Denester November 4, 2006

Zoinkers 

A Slang Word for a tit, titties, jugs, or mommy milkers. Created by us pabes.
Damn pabe, you got some nice ass zoinkers
Zoinkers by Poath Pood July 5, 2022