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Non-Heterosexual Homophobe

someone who identifies as gay but also hates gay people
by SomethingRandom9 March 9, 2021
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Meterosexual

Meterosexual (pronounced "Met-er-O sex-U-al") (short: Metero) is a colloquialism (popular modern slang) which means someone who dresses or is flamboyant in a manner that is stereotyped to homosexuals, but is in fact a heterosexual.
This may also be someone who is gay and flamboyant, but isn't open or doesn't consciously know. So when asked if they are gay they say "oh no, I'm Metero.", though, in reality, they are gay.
"I know he seems gay, but he's really a Meterosexual."
"He thought he was just a Meterosexual, until he met Hank and realized he was actually homosexual after all."
by RockstarRaccoon October 19, 2008
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heterosexual i.d.

A theoretical form of identification issued to heterosexuals (mostly males) which can be revoked if the person acts sufficiently "gay". This doesnt really apply to people who know they're gay, because they wouldnt want the ID.
"Dude if you touch his balls one more time i'm gonna have to revoke your heterosexual i.d. card.
by Notorious R.E.D. February 7, 2007
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I am a heterosexual

Bob: "I am a heterosexual."
Jim: "He's definitely gay."
by shapiro_slayer_69 October 7, 2019
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Heterosexual

One who is sexually attracted to their opposite gender. Basically what God or Yahweh or Buddha or Brahman or Tom Cruise put us on the world to be.
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
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Latent heterosexual

A PC term applied to someone who is acting in a distinctly average manner.
Aw man - can you believe that call! That referee is such a latent heterosexual.
by Coach Albert August 13, 2014
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CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)

CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder) is a brain condition that a person becomes heterosexual, liking the opposite gender. There is no cure.
Did you hear that Chad got CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)?
Yeah, it's awful.
by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 24, 2020
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