Zander

Zander is the sexiest creature to ever walk this earth. Zanders often have great hair and the best sense of humor. He knows how to make someone feel better when they are down and is a great listener. Zander often doesn't see how truly wonderful of a person he is so therefore usually dates girls way below his league. If you have ever dated a zander you should know that there's no one out there who is better than him so you should probably give up dating and die alone. Zanders are always great in bed and know how to pleasure the ladies.

Example one:

Person 1: ya know who's hawt???
Person 2: who???
Person 1: Zander!!!!
Person 2: hey thats pretty gooood

Example 2:

Person 1: Dammmnnnn Zander is a sexy motherfucker
Person 2: He's one hawt tamale
Person 1: 10/10 would smash
Person 2: I wonder if he's dtf?

by fuckmedaddy123 October 29, 2016

Zane

A Zane is particularly shy around girls but is easy going around his friends. He likes to play sport and is a very intelligent. He try’s his best with whatever he does and if you are close to him he will always be loyal and will not let anyone get in the way of him and his friends. Zane has an incredible sense of humour and has many close friends. Zane is an amazing sibling who puts others first and is always considerate! Zane always chooses his girlfriends wisely and will stick up for them no matter what! Zane is very talented and cute which has girls all over him!

Oh he’s cute he’s definitely a Zane

by Emoji10205 January 19, 2018

Zanderbanner

Morphing a co-workers head onto funny pictures from the web and exploiting them.

Did you see the latest Zanderbanner of one one where he is dancing around like a little fairy?

by Bill Frankino December 14, 2008

Zanneh

A Zanneh is a strange, bubbly creature that loves to live comfortably in Ven's cleavage. A Zanneh has odd waking hours and tends to be nocturnal. A Zanneh is often very elusive and hard to find during the day. Sometimes a Zanneh can divine messages through writings.

Why can't I find a Mike during the day? He must be some sort of Zanneh.

I must be some kinda Zanneh. My notes revealed to me some sort of otherly world message

by JellyKitty February 23, 2010

Zanetti

He’s a shy lad. Also Italian.

Person: Hi, Zanetti.
Zanetti: ...

by Kyra From School May 17, 2019

Zander

Zander is a sexy beast. Has a long shlong, not from Hong Kong. He’s tough in front of da boys, but put a Ginger in front of him, and you’ll say “who tf is dis?”. Everyone should get themselves a Zander.

Yo I’m hungry, I need me some Zander.

by 6SABKILLA9 October 26, 2019

Zane

An amazing person who deserves all the love in the world.

Hey Zane

by FallenBullet440 October 5, 2021