by Arkadiakruu December 18, 2018
Q:Who was the first president of America?
A:Your Mum
Q:What is the 58th Pokemon in the Pokédex
A:Your Mum
A:Your Mum
Q:What is the 58th Pokemon in the Pokédex
A:Your Mum
by Your______________Mum March 02, 2018
A phrase commonly used by people with two gay fathers. It is often mistaken for an insult but is actually a cry for help from someone who is upset because their dad fucks their other dad.
Person 1:'I hate you because you have homosexual parents and I am strongly yet inexplicably against homosexuality'
Person 2:'your mum'
Person 2:'your mum'
by Tim December 04, 2003
* Slang for 'Your Mother', meaning the person who gave birth to you. Your biological mother.
* The ultimate end to an argument due to the difficulty to respond to it.
* The ultimate end to an argument due to the difficulty to respond to it.
* Hey Neil, I really like your Mum!
Dude, you what? That really ain't cool!
* What the hell have you done to your hair?
Your Mum
.......(silence)
Dude, you what? That really ain't cool!
* What the hell have you done to your hair?
Your Mum
.......(silence)
by neil_the_ant June 05, 2004
You all missed the best use of 'Your Mum'
I use it on my kids.
DONT think about it for too long...Your head may explode
I use it on my kids.
DONT think about it for too long...Your head may explode
by Dusty Munchkin February 13, 2010
The best phrase/come back/retort/saying etc that anyone on the earth can say.
it's simple and easy to remember.
It never gets old and is always funny in nearly all contexts
it's simple and easy to remember.
It never gets old and is always funny in nearly all contexts
Hey wat u doin?
your mum.
are u free on friday?
your mum is free on friday.
wat dya want 4 breakfast?
your mum
y r u so l8?
your mums l8.
y are u sayin 'your mum' all the time?
cos of your mum
your mum.
are u free on friday?
your mum is free on friday.
wat dya want 4 breakfast?
your mum
y r u so l8?
your mums l8.
y are u sayin 'your mum' all the time?
cos of your mum
by mistercooool July 27, 2009