you need to leave

A phrase that someone will tell you when they need you to vacate their immediate vicinity.

Person 1: You need to leave
Person 2: But-
Person 1: NOW!
Person 2: ok ok

by PseuDoneWithThis April 08, 2024

You need Ozempic

“You need Ozempic ” is a phrase that someone uses to call another person fat. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. You’re getting called fat.

“You need Ozempic, biggie.”

by Idiotisafool May 25, 2024

Getting the help that you need

Hohohohoho, nope! Not even a little bit. The OPPOSITE, actually! Hahaha!

Hym "Getting the help that you need? Fuck no! Black mirror promised me coffee with Salma Hayek and I have yet to have coffee with Salma Hayek... This is dog-shit! Horse-shit even!"

by Hym Iam June 07, 2024

You need to date

For a woman to stop pursuing career interests and Be forced into an family approved / community approved dating relationship or arranged marriage

You need to date, that's the only way you're going to eat.

by Kimberly... August 19, 2020

You need to calm down

Said when someone is over reacting to the smallest things especially on the internet.

Also a reference to the song "You need to calm down" by Taylor Swift.

🌈 🦄 🪩 ✨

Person 1:*Over reacting*
Person 2:"You need to calm down, you're being too loud."
Person 3:"And im just like oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh."

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 29, 2024

You Need That?

Someone wants to fight you, also known as “you need that fade” or asking if you are “trying to catch a fade”

Daequan: Aye bro give me back my stuff
Kyle: Nah bro im still using it

Daequan: Bro its been a month, I need it now
Kyle: Screw that

Daequan: Really? You need that?

by That guy who makes stuff up May 30, 2025

You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by April 09, 2023