yogalingus

cunnilingus and yoga combined - 'for the mind,spirit and tongue'

that ballet dancer has the most perfect yogalingus body

that gymnast is giving me so many new yogalingus ideas

our yoga teacher showed us 4 new positions perfect for yogalingus - frog pose, camel pose, boat pose and cobblers pose

try saying 'the myth of miss muffet' or 'noose noshing much mush' - it's like yogalingus for your tongue

by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009

Yogunbaben

This word is so awesome that it has two meanings.

1st, as a verb:
Yo=gangsta
Gun=gun
Baben=baby
Yogunbaben (v.) the act of a ganster gifting a gun to a baby.

OR

2nd, as a noun:
Yogunbaben (n.)- Another way to say dead yogurt baby, a delicacy which is illegal; and that makes it even more delilscious.

1st meaning:
Mom: Omigoodness! that gangster just yogunbabened my baby boy!
Friend: Oh! Really?! He gifted your baby a gun?!
Mom: YES!

2nd meaning:
Ken: I really want some yogunababen right about now.
Barbie: Really? You like dead yogurt babies? I prefer them plain.

by yogunbaby August 18, 2011

Yoga Pant Effect

When a girl always wears tight pants/jeans to give the appearance that she has a fat ass.

Guy 1: Damn! She got a fat ass!
Guy 2: Nah bruh, she just using the yoga pant effect

by Negro Earlobe June 20, 2017

Yoanna

Yoanna is a smart, intelligent, funny girl usually quite small with brown hair. She is an amazing artist and can sing really well.

Jenny: "Who is that small girl singing on the stage?"
Kelly: "That's Yoanna!"

Jenny: "I wanna sing like Yoanna!"

by Mysticalbird May 24, 2018

yoga blast

When you cum in a girl either in the rectum or in the vagina while they are doing yoga.

I just yoga blasted my mom with the instructor watching.

Nice bro. Which I coulda watched.

by Twitch.tv/k00LAiiD_ June 16, 2019

Yoan-san

The almighty creator of space-time continuum.

Joe: "Hey, have you heard that if you do not worship Yoan-san you will live in abyss for all of eternity."
Alex: "Oh shit, better undergo a rite of passage."

by MGCreator March 8, 2021

Yoani

Yoani are kind and loving people that LOVES people named Fernando. They loved getting rubbed on the thighs, and are very cute and attractive. They can be shy at times and are especially shy around people named Fernando. Yoanis will get very wet if you touch the right spots. Yoanis have a great sense of humor and have very nice and puffy hair. Yoanis are the most special people and are always there when you need to talk to someone. Overall, Yoanis are amazing people.

Have you seen the new girl Yoani? Shes so cute.

by pohsr November 8, 2021