I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

a song by the band KillWhitneyDead

did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!

by Princess Peach ™ February 7, 2008

maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped

A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.

Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word

by Dedatedwam February 26, 2021

Other people wouldn't stay Other people don't obey You and me are both the same You should really run away

this confirms that this song is being sung from the perspective of Billie’s abuser. it explains the tone of the song, and completely changes the way you look at it. Lines like “If you find it hard to swallow, I can loosen up your collar, ‘Cause, as long as you’re still breathing, Don’t you even think of leaving” make it very overwhelmingly clear that this is the perspective Billie is portraying

Also, while some people think the Spotify interview thing from the lyric version disproves this, it just doesn’t. She says the song was made to be “insane live”, not a fun song in terms of concept. She said she was going through crazy feelings at the time and you’d understand if you looked at the lyrics, but doesn’t say what the feelings were. On an album where Billie is venting about her trauma, a song like this would have no place in the project. I don’t know how she could have made this more obvious then by saying me and you are both the same

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yeah man, Other people wouldn't stay Other people don't obey You and me are both the same You should really run away

by MrTrueFactTeller September 1, 2021

you wouldn't be long gettin frostbit

When you wouldn't be long gettin frostbit in Derry/

Interviewer: "It's a cold journey to school this morning." frostbit feller: "Oh god you wouldn't be long gettin frostbit."

by Frostbit feller November 3, 2023

Wouldn't have needed to

Additionally...

Hym "I wouldn't have needed to... Because I literally am the guy. If they would have asked me, my response would have been a not-lie."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

Wouldn't say it to your face

I've been saying it to Sam Sedar's face for months now.

Hym "I don't know why you think I wouldn't say it to your face but I know what YOU... WON'T SAY, EVEN IN TEXT. You won't even say it in one of your little group chats. Or even on your faggy little YouTube channel. You will not say that Hym Iam (or even my real name) is not going to get paid and credit for creating AI because YOU KNOW I AM GOING TO WALK OUT OF MY DOOR... IIIIIIMMEDIATELY! AND LOOK FOR A FUCKING KID TO STAB AND I'M GOING TO DO EXACTLY THAT! You won't even THINK it. You won't DREAM of it. Because if I even though you did for even a second, you wouldn't be reading this."

by Hym Iam May 9, 2025

If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie

He would have just kept doing what he was doing for the rest of his life.

Hym "If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie... If they would have left me alone... If the AI didn't work... If I hadn't said..."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025