Workout ADD

Going to the gym to workout, but neglecting to workout and talking to friends to avoid working out.

"Why aren't you working? This is a gym, isn't it?!"
"I'm working out! What are you talking about?"
"It's like you have workout ADD or something."

by Simone Griffin December 30, 2011

home workout

Somewhat strenuous exercise usually performed in front of a TV screen whilst a ridiculously enthusiastic , middle aged woman with a pony tail and leg warmers screams ' KNEES UP ...COME ON NOW!'. This self torture is most commonly practiced in the first few optimistic days of the new year , after which most decide that a doughnut, couch and box set of Breaking Bad are more rewarding.

Susan ' Yes , I'm getting in shape before summer. I bought the home workout DVD and everything!'

by hamaroxy March 13, 2015

Romanian Workout

The act of pickpocketing or stealing, an important custom for Romanians everywhere.

Daniel got arrested for doing a Romanian workout again.

by cunnyuohhhhh June 18, 2022

Street Workout

Street workout is the retarded brother of gymnastics, it's a way of working out on bars and on the floor only using your bodyweight. In street workout there are dynamic exercises such as the pull-up, muscle up and push-up. Dynamic exercises can also be freestyle moves on a gymnastics bar, examples are 360 swing, skin the catch and 540 swing.

Static exercises such as the L-sit, Front Lever, Planche and Plank requires you to hold your body in a position for a certain amount of time.

Guy1:Let's go and street workout, I'll do some planches and shit.

Guy 2: Wow, you must be strong af

by McCallister Ethereum February 23, 2019

forbidden pre workout

Using anything regarding a crushing memory yo motivate you in the gym instead of normal pre-workout (e.g. reading ex texts or talking to your ex, remembering a dead relative/friend, etc.)

Person 1: Damn I ran outta pre
Person 2: That sucks, you gonna use the forbidden pre workout?
Person 1: Already sent the text

by anonymous April 28, 2022

Forbidden Pre Workout

Using memorabilia of an old relationship that did or did not happen to use as pre-workout for a harder, more meaningful, workout. examples would include pictures, text messages, notes, as well as other things. Fuck your ex, go back if you’re a pussy.(but who don’t love pussy). NOTE: always hits harder when you’re still in love with her.

I tapped into the forbidden pre workout and used my texts with my ex along with futures new album to get the best pump of my life.

by fuckthasuppliers December 8, 2022

Post Workout Lollipop

A term used to describe the act of sticking your penis in and out of a room temperature myoplex plastic shake container, then thrusting your now soggy penis into a girls mouth after she has just got back from stairmaster training.

Joanna: Hey honey, just got back from working out on the stair master!

Jared: Fantastic! How bout a post workout lollipop for recovery?

by JaredPinsky July 22, 2010