Wombat

A lunch lady who is small in stature and sulks around hunched over similar to a wombat. A female cafeteria employee who ressembles a wombat. A high school food server with puffy hair, T-Rex arms, with a loathesome demenor.

I receieved my BBQ pork rib and mashed potatos from "wombat" today.

by OHmanTHISisaJAM October 09, 2005

Wombat

The lamest damn animal of all time. Some praise it as a god while others like myself realize what a piece of shit it is. Its like a fat moving turd of hobo fur.

Your mom is an example of this so called "wombat"

by That one guy behind you October 26, 2012

wombat

a filthy disgusting creature native to australia, comonly found in burrows

wombat is a filthy twat

by me January 19, 2004

wombat

a liar, asshole, cunt...basically wombat can be used as a replacement for any derogatory term in the english language.

"you fucked my sister, stole my drugs, and wrecked my car...you're a fucking wombat!"

by JiMbOmUrPhY April 10, 2006

wombat

Women Over Men, Beer And TV

Holy shit, Joe is such a wombat, he went to a drinking venue so he could drink cosmopolitans with his bitch...what a fag

by mega awesomeness guy October 29, 2008

Wombat

This is a sexual move. You get a chick, and say "I'm gonna give you a wombat." You get fully naked, get a boner, stand on your head, AND DICK THEIR EAR. (Stick your dick in their ear.
Could also be used joking around like poking someone in the ear with astick would also be a wombat.

I wombatted that crazy shick last night.
DAMN RYAN YOU WOMBATTED ME GOOD WITH THAT PENCIL.

by pat February 06, 2004

Larry The Wombat

A Homosexual Wombat that stalks the streets of New York City with nothing but a pair of shoes and a fanny pack full of Glow-Sticks and Cigarettes.

If you run into Larry the Wombat out there give him some of this Candy.

by ChickenHacker July 06, 2016