Wilf

Short for “Witch I’d like (to) fuck.”
Tbh Sarah Sanderson is a wilf
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Bob: "Her husband just died" :-(
Bill: "Dayum, but dat booty tho!?!? Straight WILF"
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WILF = World interference Lifecycle freed.
“Oh I think I might help out with the WILF today”
“What is the WILF?”
“Didn’t you hear? It’s the world interference lifecycle freed!”
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"Yo bro, this Wilf I met at the bar had some jacked biceps"
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A: Harrison Ford might be getting old, but he's still a GILF!
B: Yeah he's ok I guess, but Chewbacca is the #1 WILF!!
A: True.
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The most Handsome and Likeable Person In The History of Man Kind
Wilf Is very cool
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acronym — Werewolves I’d Like to F**

Definition:
A supernatural term used to describe irresistibly hot, primal, and dangerously seductive werewolves—created when two vampires bite each other under a full moon. The result? Not your grandma’s werewolves—these WILFs are fierce, fanged, and freaky in all the right ways.

Origin Story:
According to occult lore (and definitely not peer-reviewed science), when two vampires lock fangs and drain each other during a lunar climax (aka full moon), their bloodlust fuses into something wild, hairy, and hormonally chaotic. Boom. A WILF is born. Think less “Twilight,” more “moonlit thirst trap.”
“Did you see that new bartender? Total WILF. I swear I caught a fang flash and the scent of wet pine.”
“Careful around the woods tonight. Full moon, two vamps making out? You don’t wanna run into a freshly turned WILF.”
by Saint667 June 11, 2025
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