A name given to your lesbian best
friend. Everyone thinks that because you guys are married that you are lesbian. Who would have thought? But a wifey is straight and loves a heaven. A wifey thinks the same things as you and vertually has the same brain. Except one wifey cheats off of the other in STATS and
almost gets caught. Wifeys have the ultimate
bond made of cookies and rainbows. (Love is the secret ingredient.)