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Dingleberry Winery

When you sit on the toilet so long, the water turns into steam and condenses on your ass.
That was one massive dingleberry winery, I had to wipe both cheeks.

That dump was so massive, you turned that bathroom into a dingleberry winery.
by Angrylolrus November 3, 2010
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waverly

waverly is a really funny person. she is super funny and is a meme god. she makes you smile even at your lowest point. she loves drag queens and food. her boobs look good 24/7 and she’s really down to earth. everyone wants to be her.
curtis: “omg did you see waverly last night?! what a babe
thomas: “yeah i did! damn. she’s gorgeous
by skinnylegend114 May 17, 2018
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dick waver

1. A guy being an often overly blatant, annoying, aggressive, belligerent, and/or rude human being based on some level in masculine dominance or behavior or what may be seen by some as such. They range in styles from stealthiness/backstabbing to in your face, the physically challenging to verbally or emotionally challenging, etc. They come in many flavors, but what they have in common is being contemptible or undesirable pieces of shit that deserve a punch in the balls. Also known as an ass, asshole, jackass, prick, dick, jagoff, jackoff, dipshit, shit for brains, and sometimes chauvanist.

2. A guy who likes the attention and the admiration of women, using his sex appeal to get the attention of women, which often being that most men have their brains down there, acts as a metaphorical compass for the best piece of pie they can get.

Essentially men in fighting with one another are subtly competing to see who has the bigger dick or in the latter, using their eyes and it to what a lot of them really want.

I partially derived this from the late and great stand-up genius known as George Carlin who said something along the lines to the effect of "War is just a bunch of men standing around in a battlefield waving their pricks around!"
1. Man, I don't give a shit about that damn dick waver in the UFC show on Spike TV thinking he's so damn special! I'm turning this shit off!

2. Look at the dick waver thinking he's something! Just configuring his phallic guide to the next woman!
by Jack694 December 5, 2009
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Sniper Wiper

Nickname for any sniper rifle from the Gears of War series, Or the Halo series. The name comes from the first Gears of War where the sniper rifle somewhat resembled a windshield wiper.

Hence the name Sniper Wiper. Can also be implied when someone that is god like with the sniper picks it up and commences to "wipe" out the whole enemy team.
Hes got the sniper wiper! Stop him!
by MixMasterOink November 27, 2011
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wierd al

A stupid-ass misspelling of the name of the gretest singer of all time, Weird Al
i r teh stoopide likar uv wierd al
by Freak July 30, 2003
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Willy Waver

by Satandog May 2, 2006
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Hyper wiper

An individual who wipes after deficating in an excessive and compulsive manner. Stems from an episode of The Tyra Show.
Annie wipes til there's nothing left on the toilet paper; what a hyper wiper!!!
by The voltaginator September 5, 2009
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