Whipping or whippin the skippy

To masturbate, stroke one's cock.

Rosewood was not doing his job. Instead, his boss caught him whipping the skippy to pictures of Britney.

by Simon October 15, 2004

ass whipping insurance

1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.

2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.

1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"

2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!

by Desmond Shoals April 10, 2008

ass whipping insurance

1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.

2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.

1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"

2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!

by Desmond Shoals April 10, 2008

seal whipping

The whipping of one by a seal

You fucker, you seal whipped me in the face with your seal.

by drash May 7, 2004

Whipping hair

Gay slang, the act of one, usually a drag queen, styling the hell out of a wig or other series of synthetic hair pieces.

Guuurl, that bitch is the deal at whipping hair for gods, honey. Save the babies!

by zekira March 23, 2011

whishing

Running around on foot in moving traffic while avoiding being hit by any of the passing cars.

I was out whishing today on Highway 101 and almost got hit by a BMW.

by karmagica September 29, 2013

Whipping the porridge

A euphemism for masturbation

C: What were you up to last night when I texted you?
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.

by The Admiral is what I call my March 3, 2016