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whipped whipper

A person who has just gotten their liscense, and in order to gain attention, drives literally everyone around
Sara: why does joe drive everyone around?
Jordan: Joe is a whipped whipper
by Masterfiend November 8, 2013
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gilly whipper

When you’re beating your meat with so much passion, heart and soul, that your nut shoots up and hits you in your face.
The picture of Oprah’s tits had me so riled up that I forgot to block my jizz from launching right on my face, giving me a massive gilly whipper.
by CaptainBigNuts June 11, 2018
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Cart Whipper

Self-entitled shoppers in any store that nearly run you over with their shopping cart.
That cart whipper just cut in front of me at the checkout.
by snnotch March 20, 2019
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Whipper

John? Oh yeah he’s a fuckin’ whipper.”
by thiccbih67 January 2, 2018
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Green Whipper

An older individual who whips others with their booty squirt. feces
I was paid a cool 100 bones by this older gentleman to allow him to smack my backside with his turd. He was a sick Green Whipper for sure.
by GrassInsideMeAss May 7, 2018
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whipper

Also known as the whopper by Burger King, but most Shalinis call it that!
Let's go eat a Whipper!
by UnluckyTraveller March 16, 2017
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Certified Whipper

Noun:

1. A trained chef

2. Someone with a proven track record of demonstrating an exceptional ability to cook.
3. A producer of delectable dishes
4. A great cook
"I love my mom's food, she is a certified whipper"
"Is your wife a certified whipper, or do ya'll have to eat out a lot?"
"My family is full of certified whippers"
by Marc Supreme January 18, 2021
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