Weasel

When a so called mate is a little thrifty with personal belongings.

‘Jonesy always pinches just enough of my hair wax to keep his middle-aged lid in tack. What a weasel.’ -Weed

by KingKakuta June 28, 2018

Weasel

Willey; he’s not only a coward that is scared of kittens but Is a smug son of bitch that will shaft anyone for a couple smokes and a pull of sveds

That weasel willey smoked all the smokes and drank all my sveds

by Courageous guy May 29, 2019

Weasel

someone who is just like a snake but lies and is even more fake than a snake

Bestie: So why did you two break up?
Me: Because he was such a weasel.

by Strawberry111603 August 21, 2019

Weasel

The act of aggressively shoving one's big toe and or foot in someone's anal cavity. Usually by force, the weaseler often has "helping feet", that are used to pin the victim down.

"Holy shit, Scott and his foot gang just weaseled me!!"

by PoopWhore69 December 16, 2019

Weasel

Someone that leaches off someone’s music career and thinks that they can do what ever they want because they make shitty music

Bro why are you being a weasel rn

by Mason James February 14, 2020

WEASEL

A weasel is a sly, slick, wicked person. They can convince you into anything they rob, steal but also very friendly.

Remember that foo Micheal? Yea that foos a weasel but hes koo haha

by SadgirlNymph February 29, 2020

weasel

a person who is just really weird and odd

Bro you are such a weasel

by jerktwister November 3, 2020