weakley

Ancient viking slang for a man with a penis that hangs below his knee.

Is that Shane Weakley?

by Ant circus roadie January 29, 2021

Weekly Birthday

When someone needs more than 1 birthday a year, they celebrate their birthday weekly to share the wonders of aging up so quickly.

Sam: Guys It's my weekly birthday this Tuesday, what are you guys getting me
Mat: Fuck Off

by BrawlGang July 14, 2021

Weakling

Pierse Moran

"Pierse Moran can't even wake up at 11am to go crab fishing to feed his tribe, what a weakling"

by Mellowyeman July 22, 2021

Weekly Dinner Nights

An event in which once a week during dinner you have a "good night ;)" in the dinner then eat it.

Our neighbors started having Weekly Dinner Nights, I could tell because I started hearing loud noises every friday.

by Joe Rogan 167 September 22, 2021

WeeklyFob

A man who Fobs Weekly but has no relation to other definitions of Fob

WeeklyFob: Man I fob fob fob fob every week

by WeeklyFob April 3, 2022

Weakloin

Weakloin is someone without a proper set of balls or backbone.

- "I am quitting, this job is too hard for me"
- "This job ain't hard, you're just a weakloin

by GeeDouble July 31, 2023

weekly sweat

A scheduled activity in which two or more short and unhealthy men get together on a weekly basis for sexual contact. The activity is usually associated with small social circles online that receive very little attention. Weekly sweats usually take place in gym saunas, which is why those who attend weekly sweats will not see an improvement in fitness while claiming to regularly go to the gym.

Man 1: "Hey are you coming to the weekly sweat?"

Man 2: "You know I never miss a good sweat!"

by Weeklysweatexposed July 10, 2024