My husband was pressing on my head while I was giving him head and unbeknownst to him, his cock and my spit plugged up my airway. When I stopped to catch my breath, I exclaimed, "that felt like waterboarding!"
by tightrope walker June 15, 2016
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by Hank the Hank Hanky August 20, 2009
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"Oh Steve when you gave me the The Waterboarder, It was like we fell in love all over again and it was so romantic."
by Jollypirate May 28, 2014
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Singular: WarBoard
Singular: WarBoard
I purchased some Warboards for our game this weekend.
The Armies were displayed across the terrain of the WarBoards.
The National Park Service used WarBoards in their visitor center to display the National Battlefield.
The Armies were displayed across the terrain of the WarBoards.
The National Park Service used WarBoards in their visitor center to display the National Battlefield.
by Kevin Amico September 1, 2008
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a) Torture, horrible torture equivalent to spikes shoved up the finger nails, slowly pealing skin off of a person, or hobbling someone like that scary chick from misery.
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b) A silly prank the military plays on their terrorist buddies at the big fun BBQ palace known as Guantanamo Bay
a) Torture, horrible torture equivalent to spikes shoved up the finger nails, slowly pealing skin off of a person, or hobbling someone like that scary chick from misery.
OR
b) A silly prank the military plays on their terrorist buddies at the big fun BBQ palace known as Guantanamo Bay
Example 1:
Bush is a total doucher for using waterboarding on those poor Muslims in his silly crusade again all religions other then his own.
Example 2:
Man, the military and those terrorists look like they are having so much fun over at their party. They get to bob for apples, play pin the tale on the donkey, have a tickle contest, and enjoy some fun waterboarding.
Bush is a total doucher for using waterboarding on those poor Muslims in his silly crusade again all religions other then his own.
Example 2:
Man, the military and those terrorists look like they are having so much fun over at their party. They get to bob for apples, play pin the tale on the donkey, have a tickle contest, and enjoy some fun waterboarding.
by Grymm Deth June 16, 2009
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by Just A White Feminist7 January 6, 2018
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Sally thought she had the measure of me in the bedroom until I hit her with the old Portuguese Water Board!
by cjs dirty mind January 23, 2011
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