Wednesday Warmer

A weekly chuckle or joke which is rated by fellow peers.

Wednesday Warmer-

A soap shop in Ultimo was robbed last night. Police report the criminals made a clean getaway.

IT score - 7/10

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Cum warmer

A girl that’s only good for taking a load of cum. Sometimes keeping it warm for the next guy as lube.

Had a threesome with that slut and her boyfriend. She’s just a cum warmer for the second act.

by Masternuke04 August 10, 2020

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Elbow pads made of taped together used condoms

Damn my elbows are cold
Here have a wenis warmer
Ew wtf

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Someone who spends most of their time looking at their reflection.

Bob:Would you stop being a mirror warmer for a second?!
Jennifer:Hold on!A few more moments!

by JungReal October 18, 2015

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Short nugget like individual. Can't run, claims he goes gym. But just look at the fatty. Doesn't know English. Failed the immigration test.

Such a Calum Warmer broski

by 174840493736 October 05, 2021

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The inner part between the legs of a human male, located in between the anus and scrotum. Also called a taint.

Holy shit, that kid just bucked me in the cheese-warmer!

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Aw, gross, I just touched my dog's cheese-warmer. Shoot me.

by psuedonous psuedonym November 05, 2013

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The fart that escapes from your but when you get in your car after a dinner party.

Yo, whats that sound
That’s just my seat warmer turning on.

by Jurmy February 09, 2020

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