Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived through all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.
It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.
It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"
Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"
Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like the beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"
*Both gross man laughing*
Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"
Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like the beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"
*Both gross man laughing*
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When you throw your child's dog at a wall at such a high velocity that it leaves a shit stain on the wall you threw it at. A fun activity for friends and family.
by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017
Get the Dog Walling mug.Derived from the trend of planking, bating, and owling. Originated in Chicago, IL; it involves the opening of ones mouth, a surprised facial expression, and the deliverance of a guttural utterance while standing perfectly still. The sound that is made resembles that of a vocally challenged person moaning aggressively with a closed throat.
Bob: "Hey Jim, what are you doing?"
Jim: "Well, I'm just about to go to the store to get some milk and *wailing* AHHHHUUUUGHHHHAHHHHH!"
Jim: "Well, I'm just about to go to the store to get some milk and *wailing* AHHHHUUUUGHHHHAHHHHH!"
by TheJanitorialBatman April 30, 2012
Get the Wailing mug.Some boring ass town right outside Philly. We don't really do much around here. And you're pretty much either a bad ass, a punk, or some crazy green-lovin tree hugger. Most of the girls are REALLY slutty and have sex in middle school, and the guys are all total pervs. Or, they are completely retarded when it comes to sexual things PRUDE, and they think they'll get somewhere in life if they "wait til their married"... uh huh... sureeee
"Hey wanna go hang out in Wallingford?"
"Hell no, it's boring and full of sluts and prudes!"
"True, but we can get banged EASY!"
"LET'S GO!"
"Hell no, it's boring and full of sluts and prudes!"
"True, but we can get banged EASY!"
"LET'S GO!"
by Julzzizzcoolzz April 10, 2009
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Usually occurs when someone has broken their preferred arm, they are forced to wap instead of fap.
Usually occurs when someone has broken their preferred arm, they are forced to wap instead of fap.
My mom caught me wapping the other night, it was awkward because she was used to me fapping my right hand.
by midnight wapper December 7, 2010
Get the Wapping mug.1. A cheap strategy in tower defense type games in which the builder "walls off" the path of the monsters rather than putting them through a maze with a through path. This strategy is generally considered cheating and usually leads to being banned or otherwise punished.
2. On the highway, when there is exactly one car on every lane, the cars are all aligned with each other going at the same slow speed, and the cars maintain this position (usually unwittingly) without having been forced to by traffic or other reasons.
2. On the highway, when there is exactly one car on every lane, the cars are all aligned with each other going at the same slow speed, and the cars maintain this position (usually unwittingly) without having been forced to by traffic or other reasons.
1. "Detected a wall in Player 2's tower maze; player 2 is now banned"
2. "Goddamn it those four drivers in front of me be walling and I can't fuckin pass them. There's no cars within 1000 feet of them; it's almost like it's coordinated."
2. "Goddamn it those four drivers in front of me be walling and I can't fuckin pass them. There's no cars within 1000 feet of them; it's almost like it's coordinated."
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