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Wankering

When a hand job is given within an hour of someone having a wank.
Mary gave Dave a wankering after he finished unloading over a new video uploaded to PornHub
by DeepFeelings January 31, 2016
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Wankers

Wankers are hot
Suck my wiggly wanks or Wankers
by Xxxxxxxxx skiny penis October 20, 2019
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Wanker

A person who masturbates excessively
that wanker got arrested for masturbating in the public bathroom
by Phairman Buckets November 30, 2016
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WANKER

A PERSON WHO KNOWS YOU HAVING A SHITTY DAY DELIBERITLY TRIES TO RUIN IT
ME:I am having the worst day.

Person:Who gives a shit.

Me:You fucking wanker
by stonks meme money nd more chic October 14, 2020
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Wanker

A wanker is when Liverpool fans get cunt punted into their moms vagina
This Liverpool fan is a wanker and deserves to get cunt punted into their moms vagina
by FELLOW NIGGER COON April 15, 2020
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Wankeritis

An inflammatory condition of the Wanker. See def: Wanker
Man, he's got a bad case of Wankeritis
by EvieGrave May 26, 2016
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Wanker

A Scottish phrase meaning to play with your cock or vagina. Or just to give pleasure!
1) I actually fucking hate you, you wanker!
2) How big of a wanker are you?
by ChildishCheetah June 21, 2018
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