wanker
wanker by victorhadin March 25, 2003
WANKER
'one who masturbates their pork sword more than an ordinary person', 'a person who comes across as stuck up or smug'
EXAMPLE 1
Mum: 'Johnny you really should stop tossing off that tiny tree stump of a penis you have'
Johnny: (while wanking) 'what can I say Mum im just a wanker'
Mum: Indeed you are Johnny look at you go infact I might join you for a wank later then we can be wankers together. Goodbye wanker Johnny!
Example 2:
Yoda: Luke use the force
Luke: fuck off u midget green wanker
Mum: 'Johnny you really should stop tossing off that tiny tree stump of a penis you have'
Johnny: (while wanking) 'what can I say Mum im just a wanker'
Mum: Indeed you are Johnny look at you go infact I might join you for a wank later then we can be wankers together. Goodbye wanker Johnny!
Example 2:
Yoda: Luke use the force
Luke: fuck off u midget green wanker
wanker
1. Someone who tends to lie alot, is arrogant or thinks themselves superior to others. Similar to Tosser.
wanker by lotsofpinash May 13, 2007
wanker
wanker
verb: to wank noun: wanker adj: wanky
1) someone who jerks off alot
2) someone who does stupid stuff eg falling asleep at the bar, or taking home someone who's so drunk that they then go an piss in the bed
3) term of endearment
4) term of abuse
1) someone who jerks off alot
2) someone who does stupid stuff eg falling asleep at the bar, or taking home someone who's so drunk that they then go an piss in the bed
3) term of endearment
4) term of abuse
1) damn! bill's been in his room for hours! he must be having a wank
2) hahahaaaa what a wanker!
3) you daft wanker...here, have a beer
4) tony blair is a complete wanker
2) hahahaaaa what a wanker!
3) you daft wanker...here, have a beer
4) tony blair is a complete wanker
Wanker
(quote "anonymous"}
While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.
I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.
(end quote "anonymous")
Wanking = self gratification, self importance
In Australia, wankers are people who believe that they are better than you because they have a better car, wife, children, life, etc, than you.
Wankers are always "mentors" and never "proteges".
Wankers never engage in self deprecating humour.
Wankers never make mistakes.
Wankers are our superior.
Wankers tolerate our existance.
Wankers believe they are our "gods".
Wankers are "cool".hehehe
While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.
I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.
(end quote "anonymous")
Wanking = self gratification, self importance
In Australia, wankers are people who believe that they are better than you because they have a better car, wife, children, life, etc, than you.
Wankers are always "mentors" and never "proteges".
Wankers never engage in self deprecating humour.
Wankers never make mistakes.
Wankers are our superior.
Wankers tolerate our existance.
Wankers believe they are our "gods".
Wankers are "cool".hehehe