lucas wakefield

he is large, quite large, he is also getting cracked tonight

lucas wakefield, put that burger down

'i like kissing french style'

by i may be a nigger with fent August 7, 2025

Goatman of Wakefield

The goat man of Wakefield is a man with a goats head and a goats left testicle in place of a regular man’s allowing for the production of goat babies when it impregnates its male victims bums. He likes eggnog and cocaine and will never shy away from licking your inner most toe nail on the left hand side

He’s also seen to reside almost exclusively in pugneys by the lake but is not above wandering over to ASDA

BEWARE THE GOAD MAN OF WAKEFIELD!

Oh look its the goatman of Wakefield

by Sir knowledgeable of smarting October 27, 2024