A name given to your lesbian best friend. Everyone thinks that because you guys are married that you are lesbian. Who would have thought? But a wifey is
straight and loves a
heaven. A wifey thinks the same things as you and vertually has the same
brain. Except one wifey cheats off of the other in STATS and almost gets caught. Wifeys have the ultimate bond made of cookies and rainbows. (Love is the secret ingredient.)