A name given to your lesbian best friend. Everyone thinks that because you guys are married that you are lesbian. Who would have thought? But a wifey is straight and loves a heaven. A wifey thinks the same things as you and vertually has the same brain. Except one wifey cheats off of the other in STATS and almost gets caught. Wifeys have the ultimate bond made of cookies and rainbows. (Love is the secret ingredient.)
A term to define a bitch who iz becomin ur Wife, like u is gettin pussy whipped. u get controlled and she uses her pussy when tightened over da penis gives the woman utter control of the dude in question.
Damn Mutha, you gonna leave your homies hanging AGAIN? Bridget callin u again? damn you gettin pussy whipped dawg, i'm tellin you that bitch is a wifey man