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Vatican fountain

Verb ; the act of Jesus urinating into someone's mouth while simultaneously turning it to wine.
John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?

Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.

John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.
by Christ's whore December 26, 2020
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vaticando

adj. A type of fervent religious positivity.

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The pope thinks we can beat covid ... and cancelled Easter services. I admire his vaticando attitude.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
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Vatican Syndrome

When a non-religious person visits a place of great Christian significance (such as The Vatican), and is so enchanted by the art and scenery that they consider becoming a born-again Christian.
“Seeing all of the statues, all of the artwork, I just feel like this place is *right*, you know?”

“Sounds like classic Vatican Syndrome to me.”
by Carnefice November 14, 2021
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Viytic

Viytic is a competitive fortnite player who has accumulated over 1.3k from the game known as "fortnite" .

Viytic was born April 7th 2004
" Viytic plays video games "
by jaden banks November 23, 2021
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viticiously

Used to describe something in the state of being sneaky or malicious.
I viticiously snuck upon my sibling while they were sitting in their car in a dark alley way.
by CumGobbler827 October 24, 2023
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Vatical

The coolest man alive with a relaxed demeanor, and borderline prophetic abilities. From his visionary outlook on life.
Hey you speak to Vatical? He was some where in the future bringing back all the goods on future tech to invest in.
by Vatic December 1, 2024
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Vatical

The most relaxing man ever met. With prosthetic abilities that are uncanny.
Hey you speak to Vatical? He was somewhere in the future talking about technical stocks to buy in the future of technology.
by Vatic December 1, 2024
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