Crusty Omelette

The sexual act of cumming inside of another person's ear and then folding it over or taping it shut to result an omelette of love filled with gooey goodness.

Jack: "Dude, Dave is sleeping really hard, I'm going to give him a crusty omelette."

Brandon: "I'll grab the camera!"

by Crusty Omelette September 22, 2009

juicy omelette

When a man is riding a woman in any way, shape or form involving penetration, and he grabs a frying pan full of scalding-hot, but juicy eggs and whacks her in the head, making a "DOONK!!!" sound. Then, he must continually whack her in sync with his thrusting while she is covered with burning eggs.

Some biatch was buggin me, so I gave her a juicy omelette to set her straight.

by Stanlet Kowalski October 28, 2003

Spanish Omelette

Where you insert an egg into a Latino and fuck her so hard the egg becomes scrambled

Hunter gave Maddy the Spanish Omelette last night

by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018

Vomit Omelette

When you are eating a girl out, and shes on her period, and she doesn't tell you, and she has her period right then and the blood gets in your mouth. You then vomit up the blood, and food into her vagina. And You now have a Vomit Omelette!

Man, she didn't tell me she was on her period last night, and when i ate her out, i totally gave her a Vomit Omelette!

by Cray_Baines March 31, 2009

Spanish Omelette

When a couple engaging in anal sex uses Butter to lubricate the anus, and Olive Oil to lubricate the penis. Upon ejaculation inside the anus, the mixture is referred to as a Spanish Omelette.

I rubbed butter on Brandy's ass, and stuck my Olive Oil covered cock in it. I came in her ass, and she pushed the mixture out and had a Spanish Omelette for breakfast!

by briggy March 23, 2009

vomlette

A meal usually created by batchelors/male students.

Consists of any left over meals put into a frying pan with several beaten eggs poured over the top, forming a rather disgusting looking dish.

Chris: Is there anything for dinner?
Duncan: Nah, I had to make a vomlette.
Chris: Gammin.

by McKimm June 6, 2005

Bombay omelette

vomit, particularly forming a puddle on a pavement.

watch out for that Bombay omelette!

by Dunky Oggins October 26, 2003