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Devil's Vasectomy

A Devil's Vasectomy is a torture method where the torturer inserts needles through the testicles and then twists until the testicles rip off entirely.
Dude 1: "Please dont do a Devil's Vasectomy"

Dude 2: "I'll think about it"
by AnalBeater December 7, 2025
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Vasectomi

The second attempt at a successful vasectomy after the first one failed to be effective.
Reba: Hey Luther, glad you're home; got some news for you.

Luther: Oh ya, what up?

Reba: I'm pregnant!

Luther: What the fuck you ho? How can that be? I had me a vasectomy!

Reba: Well something went wrong. I suggest you call that quack dick doctor and get you a VASECTOMI! And don't call me a ho you Fuck!
by Jack the snipper 101 November 17, 2011
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Vasectom-Victimized

Forcing people, usually men, to feel feelings of inferiority and impotence because of their gender. Not only done by women or transgender people, and not only done to men or transgender people. Named because of the feelings of impotence (vasectom), and the negative psychological effects of feeling like a victim (victimized).
The woman continued to berate the men in the classroom, and criticized them personally based on her generalized feelings of society and general examples of anecdotal situations they had nothing to do with. Some people left the classroom feeling vasectom-victimized.
by Def2049 August 5, 2017
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Vasectomize

So how was u'r date with that girl whom u got a crush on?

It went great! she vasectomized me and now were in friend zone.
by ventus September 29, 2017
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Vaxectomy

When a player character in D&D loses a toe or multiple toes during a session.
The barbarian accidentally gave the druid a Vaxectomy when they dropped their war axe on their foot, but luckily our cleric knows Regenerate.
by kungfukiddo February 20, 2022
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vesectomy

no kids ever, but cream pies forever^^
You should get a vesectomy babe, i want you to fill me up for the rest of my life.
by Dusuwcia November 22, 2023
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