Utada Hikaru

A Japanese musician most famous in America for her songs for the video game Kingdom Hearts. Nicknamed Hikki by her fans she was born on January 19th, 1983 in New York City to her famous mother Keiko Fuji who was also a singer.
Hikaru holds several Japanese music records including the #1 album of all time in Japan in terms of sales (First Love ,1999) and most downloaded digital single in the world ( Flavor of Life, 2008). She was the youngest artist to ever appear on MTV's Unplugged at 18 years of age.
All 5 of her studio albums have reached number 1 in Japan including 12 number 1 singles and 20 Top 5 hits. Hikaru married the producer and director of her music videos,Kiriya Kazauki in 2002 but divorced in 2007.
She has recorded 2 English albums, Exodus in 2004 and This Is The One in 2009.
Hikaru is an anomaly in the music industry as she writes all her own songs and composes and produces about 90% of all her music, she also plays the piano and guitar.

Utada is beautiful, talented and smart ( briefly attended Columbia University) and is best known for having a wide vocal range for a Japanese singer.

Utada Hikaru is credited for having the first celebrity internet blog in world starting back in 1998 ( the term blog wasn't coined till 1999).
She is currently promoting her new English album , This is the One, and is writing and composing songs for her next upcoming Japanese album.

Utada Hikaru is a goddess.

by Otacon Jr. October 21, 2009

Utard

A Utard is somebody stupid from Utah. No need to be a Mormon (but it doesn't hurt).

"Man, here comes Jack Moroni. I swear he's never been out of Provo. All he does is drink cough syrup and talk about snowboarding. What a Utard."

"He got his film degree at Brigham Young. What a Utard."

by RevDrDK October 15, 2009

Utah Jazz

A superb example of an oxymoron.

Utah Jazz? That makes as much sense as Military Intelligence.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

utah county rules

Engaging in oral and or anal sex but not vaginal, so as to maintain one virginity. Practiced extensively on the campus of BYU.

Jeremy: I swear, nothing is going on with Taylor, we are still virgins.

Brian: Man, you know you've gone further than that, you must be playing by the Utah County Rules.

by UTRyno April 16, 2008

Utah Scramble

To jizz inside of a girl without meaning to, and after realizing your mistake, sprinting out of the room naked, running out onto the balcony, and scaling down a 2 or more story building in the nude to escape the situation, running off butt naked into the night.

Everyone was having a great time at the party until Chris pulled a Utah scramble on Kendra and ended up getting arrested for public nudity.

by kittycat6969 May 18, 2015

Utah Stare

The curious resting, judgmental, blank stare projected upon those who are "not from around here". The stare cannot be broken with a friendly "hello" or a "how are you today?"

The Utah Stare is commonly observed in parts of rural Utah, though it can be observed in neighboring states as well.

"We need to get back on the road. The locals are giving me the Utah Stare and it's freaking me out!"

by Pie Till I Die June 13, 2018

utah effect

(noun) A well-documented but unexplained phenomena occurring in the american state of Utah, whereby the majority of women possess great bodies but are lacking in the face department. Seen often on campuses and in daily life.

Johnny admired the ass in front of him, thinking of all the things he would do to it.
Johnny: “Hey girl, can I get yo number?”
*Girl turns around*
Johnny: “Fuckin’ Utah Effect.”
*Johnny flees*

by JesusNFriends432 July 20, 2018