united nations

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by Dant3hl33t November 9, 2003

Plooz Unit

A slang term used to refer to a man's sperm. One Plooz Unit is one single sperm.

Natasha and I want to get pregnant, so i hope a Plooz Unit of mine can do the trick pretty soon.

by Ploozy May 19, 2016

special unit

An intelligent person who is prone to making extremely stupid/idiotic mistakes.

Bob: What is a spoonerism?
Billy: It is when you have an sneurysm while apooning
Bob: Billy, you would be a special unit if you were intelligent.
Billy: But I am smart! My I.Q is -41
Bob: Why are you so stupid?
Billy: My mom is my sister!
Bob: That explains it.
Billy:My family tree has no branches!
Bob:Shut up.
Billy:I am a special unit!
Bob: If you don't shut up, I will kill you in the face.

by a babies goad April 18, 2017

Stoners United

A group of the most opinionated, amazing, chill, aggressive, hungry, caring, back talking, bong ripping & joint hitting stoners in the whole world.

Also known as SU.

Lighter flick Stoners United.
Rdy SU?

by Summer Leena April 11, 2009

Unitato

The cross between a Unicorn and a Potato. The most fabulous creature you could ever imagine.

"What a fabulous creature! What is that?"
"That's a Unitato!"

by MeowCatz October 13, 2013

Unipire

a vampire and a unicorn mixed together all into one. instead of sucking blood like vampires, they are said to stab their prey in the heart with their horn and then drink it with a beer bong. the Unipire began when PANIC! At The Disco was asked if they preferred unicorns or vampires. Ryan Ross answered both and then they all help create it

ME: Oh My God. Brendon Urie is so sexy.....
Ryro: I like unipries!!!!!
Me: Oh My God its Ryan Ross!!!! I like unipires too....*continues to daydream about Brendon Urie while his bansd mate is RIGHT THERE*

by she said WHAT? That whore January 14, 2009

FC United

Splinter club formed by Manchester United supporters following American tycoon Malcolm Glazer's takeover of the fabled club. Many MUFC supporters view FC United as abandoning the magnificent tradition of Manchester United FC, while others view it as a grass-roots movement to set up a truly non-commercial team owned and operated by the fans.

FC United hopes to start play in the Northwest Counties League in 2005/2006. Learn more about FC United at http://www.fc-utd.co.uk.

by Steve H. July 21, 2008