Poor unfortunate souls 

Term used to describe unlucky people who are in pain and need of assistance due to an issue eating away at them.
They come flocking to anyone willing and able to help them, no matter past reputation, and without checking for ulterior motives.
See also: Cryto Bro, MLM, Alternative Medicine

"Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying "Spells Ursula, please!"
And I help them
Yes I do!

Poor unfortunate souls by MrDrEdward April 13, 2024

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unfortunatism 

The process of being unfortunate.

Example 1
Person A: I have been experiencing a lot of unfortunatism lately.
Person B: Damn that sucks.
Example 2
Person A: Holy shit I got into a car crash!
Person B: That's Unfortunatism

unfortunatism by slimveil September 30, 2023

unfordtunate 

What you'll be if your blue-oval-badged jalopy decides to perform its classic "Found On da Road Dead" routine --- i.e., suffer a major breakdown while you're out cruisin' da highways.

Whether you drive an F-150 or a Focus, you'll wanna be sure to diligently "fix or repair daily" on your 4-wheeled "Henry heap", to better ensure dat you don't have an "unfordtunate" mishap partway through your road-trip!

unfordtunate by QuacksO March 16, 2024

unforetunate 

How Auric Goldfinger ended up in da end when trying to cheat at golf.

Gert Frobe's character thought for sure dat he had Double-Oh-Seven's losing da golfing-match right in his pocket thanks to OddJob's sleight of hand --- or rather, of pant-leg, in his case --- in producing a duplicate golf ball, but thanks to da equally-wily Bond and his own clever manipulation of said dimpled spheres, it is da rich smuggler who ends up being unforetunate instead.

unforetunate by QuacksO March 16, 2024

unfortunatcy 

A situation that's unfortunate.

He missed the last train home after a long day of work. What an unfortunatcy.

unfortunatcy by princetoast. December 12, 2024

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