Tyson Fury

Undefeated WBC heavyweight champion and former lineal champion. Holds notable wins over longtime ruler of the division Wladimir Klitschko and the disgrace of the division, boxing bum Dante Wilder, who was holding the belts hostage and ducking mandatories while cherry picking what he considered “easy opponents” to build up his record, thus restoring a bit of health to the heavyweig division.

Tyson Fury rid the division of noted fight ducker, race baiter, and all around prick Deontay Wilder and ended the reign of the robotic aging Wladimir Klitschko.

by Laughing at morons October 13, 2021

mike tyson

Mentally retarded. But the best knock your ass out boxer ever!

Mike Tyson or Ali?

Tyson 2nd round son!!

by Eric Michael Peterson September 16, 2006

Tyson

He's. . . . . the Dude, Dude. I mean come on man, he's perfect in every way. Very nice understanding, could get whoever he wants but chooses to stay with one girl. And Loves to kick it with his buddies just chill and DERB it up. haha

Male: Hell ya I wanna kick it with Tyson who doesn't.

Female: Fuck ya I would do anything with Tyson.

by T Mems August 25, 2010

mike tyson

The man with a tattoo on his face, his quote books is probably longer than his rap sheet.

"I'm not much for talking. You know what I do. I put guys in body bags when I'm right."

by KRHimself May 31, 2004

Tyshee

an ambitious female. energetic, yet clumsy. funny crazy and loveable.

boy 1:"i want a tyshee kind of girlfriend"
boy 2: "don't we all?"

by grey potatoes April 4, 2011

mike tyson

Just another example of what could happen if you never pick up a book

Mike Tyson: Call 1-800 Cceee Aye Ell El Aye Titi.

by christopher ess September 16, 2006

Tyson Ultima

Rank, Title, or name given to the original Tyson Ultima who has endured many challenges whose power echos throughout the universe. If contact with such name or such rank beware handling him could mean certain death.

You death has been sponsored by Tyson Ultima

by Tyson Ultima March 30, 2008