Typhoon check

When someone blows you off way past the typical Rain-check. Just happens, ya know?

Sorry babe, I have to babysit my little sister again. Typhoon check?

by marioyoshiluigi August 23, 2012

typhoon slam

When a man picks his partner up by her eye sockets, by sticking his middle and index fingers into her eyes, then penetrates her arse with his penis and lets her fall onto the floor, hopefully cracking her head open in the process. Often used in snuff movies

I typhoon slammed my girlfriend last night. Need a new one now. She's dead

by Dave Sex Pest October 30, 2013

typho dick

A person who is contagiously using their dick to make a girl stay, this person usually has no emotional connection to The person and makes it very well known they don't care. this person is someone who will force you to stick around forever.. just like Typho

You're such a fucking typho dick!

by Jake Morphin May 25, 2017

typhoon texas

A place where people go to get wet.

Jimmy and I went to Typhoon Texas Waterpark yesterday. We got so wet.

by fivehunderdolla June 24, 2017

Typhloposting

Typhloposting - A digusting form of posting using random out of context images and "funny" texts to try to make people laugh, usually ending in people being confused and annoyed. (Ex. le monkey, poorly drawn crap, low quality random images the user found off of his hard drive, 2009 memes)

Synonyms- image garbage, conversation derailers, the 'everyoneistyping' maker 3000, the only things that typhlo can post, "i cant believe its not 9GAG!", watered down shitposting, the equivalent of requesting online coop, evidence that the user is actually an 8 year old child

Typhloposter - Someone who Typhloposts on are regular basis, and is generally looked down upon, seen as a lesser being. Typhloposting is a sign that someone is a normie trying to fit in with the shitposters, which will never happen.

Typhlosion - *posts le epic meme* hahaha this shit is funny

0rio - stop typhloposting you piece of sh*t, your posts are literally autism

by 0rio May 13, 2018

Typhoid Donny

An accurate description of the 45th president of the United States and his handling of the Kung Flu.

So thanks to Typhoid Donny grandma's dead and I'm not going on cruise in January! Thanks Obama!

by Mads1 October 16, 2020

typhani

Typhani’s are a great type of person and everyone wants to be them. She is a generally a very narcissistic person who KNOWS that she’s better than everyone else. She knows just about everything about everyone, and usually keeps it to herself. If you don’t include her telling her closest friends. She gets good grades but tends to be very lazy when it comes to applying herself in situations she feels are a waste of time.

“Omg look at Typhani go. Don’t you just want to be like her.”

by Typhani September 2, 2021