twitterbated

masterbating while on twitter

I twitterbated while updating my status.

by admiral sparky October 8, 2009

Twitterbate

Debating another person or topic in 140 characters or less.

The two candidates erupted in a Twitterbate as the election neared.

by Viva Visibility November 2, 2008

Twittergeddon

Describes the biggest FAIL Whale display in twitter history on June 09, 2010 when the twitter website went down worldwide for so long that survivors now qualify for disability pensions.

"I barely survived twittergeddon, but I am afraid I will never see a whale the same way again..."

"I was in this conference with thousands of people happily twitting away their experience when Twittergeddon fell upon us. You could see the despair in people's faces, it was horrible!"

by OnCloudOne June 11, 2010

twitterate

When one repeats something they've seen on a social site with less than complete accuracy.

I think JoAnn twitterated on that rumor.

by Dyeworks_SD June 30, 2009

Twitterett

A fucking Twitter Thot.
A Twitter hoe.
A Twitterett.

Stacys a fucking Twitterett bruh.
Them fucking Twitterets on fleek.

by RecoAR January 26, 2017

twitterlatte

Describes a casual user of Twitter who uses that media to wind people up for his or her personal enjoyment.

To relax and unwind at the end of the day I like to twitterlatte.

by East Manchester Red December 27, 2018

twinternet

slang for internet. see also twinterweb

do you have the twinternet?

by mad sam purple'ead February 1, 2005