tweeter

It is what you call your weiner if you wanna be all cool about it.

"Girl, don't you dare lay a finger on my tweeter!"

by Bobby Saggs April 17, 2006

Tweeter

Tweeter ~ a Tweeter is a yellow vehicle of some sort. You can use tweeters in a game. Upon seeing a Tweeter, yell, "Tweeter!!" and keep score of who finds the most. This can commonly be played with the game Pdiddle.

"Yesterday we were driving down the highway and I saw six Tweeters while Harold only found 2!"

by Magglz6767 February 23, 2009

tweeter crush

1. Often stalking someone on Twitter who you wouldn't normally interact with.

2. Keeping track of someone's life through Twitter.

3. Watching strangers' lives through Twitter unfold, though you have no real life connection with them.

She is constantly checking for his updates, what a tweeter crush.

I don't really know him, but I have a tweeter crush on him. His tweets are so great!

by DancingInCirlces December 2, 2010

tweetercide

To destroy by tweets

Trump commits tweetercide on his political opponents.

by Uppity White Man January 15, 2018

Bottom Tweeter

A person on twitter that only favorites tweets and never tweets back when interacting with others.

Sandy never tweets me back, but at least she still favorites them, she's such a bottom tweeter.

by Jazperilla July 10, 2012

park tweekers

a gang of about 50 goths that hang out in the park by my house.

today the tweekers got searched by the cops

by frankenstien wastes a minute of our time September 5, 2004

tweeter

It's a bird with a mask. He hops. Try to get on top of his head.

Hates most vegetables and fruits.
Cannot fly, despite having wings.
Known to live extremly long lifetimes.
Extremely rare in the wild.

Holy shit I just got my ass hopped to death by a TWEETER!

by Saint Tweeter May 26, 2004