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Twatwaffle

Verb meaning someone who talks utter bollocks and seems to miss their own point.

To twatwafflers generally enjoy the sound of their own voice or will write long convoluted messages with plenty of words but little actual information.
My cousin sent me an email today, he did nothing but twatwaffle about random bollocks. I'm not even sure what he was getting at.
by Shaney Stevenson November 11, 2019
mugGet the Twatwafflemug.

Cumdumpster twatwaffle

A sil who loves to start drama and cause chaos within her own family. She then plays victim and wonders why everyone treats her like shit but she won’t look in the mirror.
by Boogieboo12 March 7, 2020
mugGet the Cumdumpster twatwafflemug.

Twatwaffle

Somebody who’s incredibly fake and last name ends with fortson with James as their middle name I bet… he’d probably be gay too.
Christopher James fortson aka (CJ) is nothing but a MEGA twatwaffle
by CJ number 1 hater March 4, 2025
mugGet the Twatwafflemug.

Twatwaffle

People who are kicked out of the Talk of League City due to the sensitive vaginas in the group.
I got kicked out of Talk of League City on Facebook because they think I am a Twatwaffle!
by A$$hat June 12, 2018
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