turtlehog

a shelless turtle

the man made a turtle a turtlehog

by gibbbbbbyyyyy December 23, 2010

Turtleing

A sexual act involving hemispheroid objects, such as turtles, bowls, helmets, etc. To turtle, the object is stuffed inside a woman's vagina (or anyone's anus)

Bitch#1: OMG Guy#1 and i were eating breakfast and after he finished his cereal he started turtleing me with his cereal bowl! It was so much fun!
Bitch#2: Lucky slut i wish my man would turtle me

by blōndĝinĝer February 24, 2011

Turtleing

When one is so drunk on good times (possibly some alcohol in there somewhere) and he proceeds to fall on the ground, and tries to get up but instead does this rocking motion because his world is spinning profusely, much like a turtle when on its back or shell.

Dude joeys so hammered right now he's in the living room turtleing as we speak.

No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.

by Ginglife March 1, 2015

Turtlemort

1. turtle-who-must-not-be-named

2. any reference to that homicidal turtle

She be like don't say that man. Not Turtlemort. Gonna getcha.

by Just Fly Away May 17, 2015

Turtleboy

A black guy who loves turtles and white poon.

Check dat Turtleboy over there wit dat short white bitch and dat turtle

by Guy Willy August 8, 2016

TurtleTurdUmbrella

What are you looking this up? Get a life.

Your such a TurtleTurdUmbrella for looking this up.

by AidenAidenAiden March 12, 2018

TURTLEPOP

You or a partner tucking your penis into your ballsack and then getting a boner.

Sarah gave me an awsome turtlepop.

by Jesus66666 September 3, 2018