turds
mark was taking a greasy old shit when his ferd started running away, so when he ran after it, he left a trail of dirty old turds
by donald mkcduck June 13, 2018

The act of telling your friends you are going to go pee and (insert a couple of other activities/chores) so that your long absence doesn't give away the fact that you were pooping.
by rusrsrn July 28, 2020

by Jaylikebtsgot7 November 26, 2019

Delightful, Extravagant, Uplifting
by SalamenceLvX January 1, 2022

by youre_so_stunned February 24, 2022
