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Chutney Tunnel

Butt sex. A term once used in the UK, at least among soldiers, for doing their girlfriends in the ass.
When Sgt. Adamson's wife got wise with him, he bent her over and ran his schlong up her Chutney Tunnel.
by stuart71857 May 22, 2008
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Brownie Tunneling

The act of using human feces for lubrication for vaginal sex.
Bob: So, did you get some ass last night?
Tom: Oh God yeah, the chick even let me brownie tunnel her!
Bob: Holy shit! Nice dude!

Sam: So do ya think we have time for some brownie tunneling?
prostitute: well.. If you insist. Make sure you pull out though..
by Noah Hizzle May 6, 2008
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Toblerone tunnel

The triangular gap between a woman's upper thighs, immediately beneath the vulva.

From the evocative shape of said void and the habit of some who like to slide the eponymous chocolate treat through it.
Woman: Do these jeans make me look fat?
Man: No, but they do accentuate your Toblerone tunnel.
by Tama Boyle February 3, 2007
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Carpal Tunnel

Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.

Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.
Kyle: Ahh! Ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.
by cx13 September 23, 2008
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touch tunnel

DISCLAIMER: AVOID THE TOUCH TUNNEL AT ALL COSTS. READ THE FOLLOWING AT YOUR OWN RISK.

The exhibit at the Liberty Science Center that explains natural selection to little kids. It has been in existence for an undetermined amount of time, as any attempts to measure or sample the tunnel have been met only with suffering and death. The Liberty Science Center was built as a tribute to the tunnel, as it could destroy the entirety of New York or possibly the Earth itself if it doesn’t receive sacrifices. The exact dimensions of the tunnel are unknown, and it is widely regarded with paranoia and fear. On average, 7 of every 10 people will return safely from the Touch Tunnel once they’ve entered. The prevailing explanation for this is that the weak-willed and cowardly are consumed by the Tunnel in some sort of ancient ritual. Many brave adventurers have entered the Tunnel for bragging rights, never to return. Keep your family and friends away from the Tunnel at all costs.
Sam: Hey man, my girl went in the Touch Tunnel while I was in the bathroom and she never came out. Have you seen her?

Dave: I’m sorry for your loss. She’s gone.
by Eeeeeeeee44444 November 8, 2018
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chilly tunnel

After slamming down a volumous gassy rectal sneeze that makes your drill hole expand larger than usual, there is a split second after the steam has gone where the internal tube cools again, shrinks the air and sucks in external air. This air is comparitivly cooler than the preveiously heated stink pipe, and hence giving a CHILLY TUNNEL!!
"Ooh, I had a CHILLY TUNNEL after that one."
"That one gave me a CHILLY TNNEL.
by Naxia February 6, 2015
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tampon tunnel

The art of being a major pussy and not knowing it.
Dave stop being a tampon tunnel already and go talk to that hot chick.
by Dawhoda January 27, 2016
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