Tuning up the band

Whacking off.

Q: Why does that chode have both hands under the table?

A: Looks like he is tuning up the band.

by Niffer Man December 18, 2011

Tunechi

I noticed that the urban dictionary doesn't have this definition tunechi means spice synthetic marijuanai n the streets and in jail, and yes this is a very dangerous drug do not mess with it I recommend

Pass me the tunechi, we can't get no weed so let's get some tunechi

by Tampa Streets March 19, 2015

gin & tonic

A good drink with a splash of gin , a clear liquor, and tonic a gross bitter tasting water that is bad without gin. A hint of lemon or lime will enhance the taste though.

When Johnny goes to bars he orders a great drink, "gin & tonic".

by OliverS May 5, 2005

Real.True.Tuning.

The act of purchasing and installing aftermarket Japanese domestically produced racing products (tuning goods) for the sole purpose of decoration on an import vehicle. One involved in Real.True.Tuning. is only concerned with projecting (see poseur) the image they use their modified car for what it was engineered for – Circuit racing, Time Attack, HPDE, etc. All the while maxing out credit cards in order to pay for low production, high cost, circuit oriented racing parts from various credited racing “boutiques” or companies (ex. ARC, Spoon Sports, Mugen, Volk Racing, etc) found in Japan.

Real. True. Tuning. can be seen at various static display type events but never at a racing circuit. Areas like a large parking lot, convention center, or parking garage are ideal conditions for Real.True.Tuning.

"Wow I just went to the Nissei car show and saw a sweet S2k covered with boutique tuning goods. It had Spoon fashion bars, CWest appearance spoiler, ARC dress up engine plates, and one of those awesome J's Racing sounds tubes. Thats some sick Real.True.Tuning."

by The Circuit Mark June 19, 2008

Tunisian Tsunami Effect

Phrase describing political unrest and social uprising in Arab nations following the collapse of the Tunisian government

Political changes in Egypt and other Arab nations following the collapse of the Tunisian government could be attributed to the Tunisian Tsunami Effect sweeping the Middle East.

by ShadeyHillRanch February 19, 2011

Tunisia Salad

When you know its safe to eat somebodys ass due to the fact that they've had nothing to eat for acouple of days.

Damn girl you're looking hella skinny, how about I pay you $2 for a Tunisia Salad.

by BeardSalad January 20, 2021

Tuncay

These dudes hage a massive dick and they're handsome AF. They are perfectly awesome. Meet one of them, and you'll understand what I'm talking about.

Girl: OMG, Tuncay kept fucking me during his online interview and he lasted 25 MINUTES!! I have never been so turned on before.

by BobHarrington November 24, 2020