Definitions by BeardSalad

Turkish Saloon 

A brothel, a general house of prostitution.

Her first job out of highschool she answered an add to be an enetertainer on a cruise ship and she ended up being the main attraction at some random turkish saloon for about 3 months until she died.

Turkish Saloon by BeardSalad August 23, 2023

Mudstep 

Dubstep music that is produced by predominantly Muslims.

That tabla breakdown was wicked on your new mudstep tune AREPO.

Mudstep by BeardSalad November 29, 2021

Grebache

The discolored, squishy, perpetually moist, maze of confusing pussy lip entrenching the opening of a high mileage vagina.

So after sucking and fingering her grebache for 3 hours I finally gave up on on it, when I woke up I had warts all over the inside of my mouth.

Grebache by BeardSalad January 23, 2021

Tunisia Salad 

When you know its safe to eat somebodys ass due to the fact that they've had nothing to eat for acouple of days.

Damn girl you're looking hella skinny, how about I pay you $2 for a Tunisia Salad.

Tunisia Salad by BeardSalad January 20, 2021