Foby Tortner

When a bigger person with no ass wears pants too tight they give him a reverse camel toe. That is forever known as a foby tortner.

Look at the size of that foby tortner!! Its a canyon!

by GingerRob July 1, 2020

tortoise camrhyne

One of the best players of Graalonline and City of Heroes. Often kills his opponents in a pimped or raped fashion to demonstrate just how good he really is or can be. Enjoys thourough provocation and flaming both before and after battles.

Wow, he beat the shit out of the other guy Tortoise Camrhyne style.

by GODDESS MARISSA April 23, 2005

Torta

A woman who is obese

My husband cheated on me with a torta

by Miss Edis November 21, 2010

dumper tortoise

a dumper tortoise is a name for a real turd of a person
can be used all the time because no one knows it so it seems like a clever comeback

person a: Good Charlotte is awesome cockboy
person b: shut the fuck up dumper tortoise

by The Great El Sahey September 19, 2006

Retracting tortoise

A phrase used in response to somebody doing or saying something so unattractive, that the most mighty of erections would quickly shrivel to the size of an acorn. Very much like the head of a tortoise would retract within its shell.

"Dude, did you see Lucy eating that sausage and egg mcmuffin earlier?"
"Yeah man, she got mustard up her nose and proceeded to spoon it out and eat it, total retracting tortoise."

by Huuuuud September 23, 2012

Torting

Sex dressed as a kittie whilst engaging in the graceful act of enchilada frisbee.

Often involves saucers of milk.

A favourite foreplay pastime of furries.

Example: Dawn wanted to do some torting but Sidge was more interested in scratching furniture.

by minasidge September 18, 2013

Making Tortillas

Another term for scissoring

Did you hear that Lupita and Aj were making tortillas last night? They must’ve had a really good time.

by y’ore mom have big gay February 28, 2018