Toothpaste Turd

A defecation that is so sticky you just can't seem to wipe up and get yourself clean.

I'm all itchy down there from that toothpaste turd this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

toothbat

a baseball bat with teeth that you use to beat up toxic assholes

“ Will you please make me a toothbat, I would really like that! hit me with your toothbat, with a toothbat” -Awsten Knight, Waterparks (band)

by sxurgreen November 28, 2019

ghetto toothbrush

a menthol cigarette, usually a newport.

ghetto toothbrush

by Melawn June 17, 2009

electric toothbrush

a very nice device used like a vibrator

my toothbrush rocks

by toothbrush February 25, 2004

black tooth grin

A mixed drink created by former pantera guitarist, containing a large shot of seagrams 7, a large shot of crown royal,with a splash of cola. R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell

"hey man!, pour me another black tooth grin, im gettin shit-faced before the show"

by SteVeWiZzle May 29, 2007

Sabre Toothless Tiger

n. An old woman... (and I mean OLD) that still hunts in bars/clubs and preys on much younger men for sexual favors. A Sabre toothless tiger out-ages a cougar by at least 10-20years and may or may not have all of her real teeth.

DudeA: "Damn! Rebecca's Cougar-ass mom keeps hittin' on me and rubbing my thigh"

DudeB: "NO DUDE! That's Becca's GRANDMA! She's a Sabre toothless tiger!"

DudeA: "I'm gunna need bout 8more beers to hit that shit... and some lube"

by DudeA September 25, 2009

toothpick into a volcano

when a guy with a really small penis does a really loose girl.

guy one - have you ever thrown a toothpick into a volcano?
guy two - why yes, i did just last night.

by seagullxx November 1, 2007