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Trigger mortis

A spasm of regret, often originating in the index finger, immediately after hastily sending an email or a text message that may, on reflection, be inappropriate.
Why oh why did I accept his friend request? Now my hand is locked in a shameful rictus of trigger mortis.
by Jabier March 2, 2011
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triggersad

TRIGGERSAD-when a person is afraid to even shoot a gun scared it'll kick to much most of the time doesn't want to have anything to do with a gun the exact opposet of triggerhappy
hey dawg shoot this 12 gauge shot gun at the target

sorry dude im triggersad
by big Chad February 22, 2008
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trigger my norton

An expression used for a cyber hotty likely to breach one's personal firewall.
Those bikini pics you found online of the nebraska girl's volleyball team are likely to trigger my norton.
by flat-jc September 15, 2009
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chrono trigger

What an RPG should be.
If final fantasy wants to stay alive, they need to look back to this game for wisdom.
by Legendary Nick June 1, 2005
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trigtard

A combination of the words “triggered” and “retard” someone who gets way too easily offended over every little thing. Unfortunately for us, society is full of them and now you can’t even look at someone without them getting offended. Similar to libtard
-If Donald Trump deported all the illegals and trigtards, everyone in the US would finally be able to live in harmony.

Devin: Hey Steph you going to the dance this Friday?
Steph: Excuse me? Did you just assume my interests? Just because I am a woman does not mean I am into dancing! Uuuugh how could you be so rude to ask me something like that??!!! Omg I’m gonna make sure you never hurt another woman again!
Devin: I just asked you a question. Don’t be such a trigtard.

Protestors: Donald Trump is not our president!
Donald Trump: hahahaha stupid trigtards I’m gonna take away all your government benefits and make you work for a living.
by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx September 30, 2018
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Post-Triggered Stress Disorder

Post-triggered stress disorder (P{T}SD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying post -- either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.

Many people who go through triggered events have difficulty adjusting and coping for a while, but they don't have P{T}SD -- with time and good self-care, they usually get better. But if the symptoms get worse or last for months or even years and interfere with your functioning, you may have P{T}SD.

Getting effective treatment after P{T}SD symptoms develop can be critical to reduce symptoms and improve function.
Phil: "Yay, tonight I'm going out with a gorgeous girl I met at my high paying STEM job!"
Anita: TRIGGERED
Anita: "Check your privilege! I have to get Post-Triggered Stress Disorder therapy now :("
by ledskof September 19, 2016
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trigger happy

An adjective used to describe a person who just can't wait to shoot every motherfucker in the area.
I got the M-16 and I really feel trigger happy today.
by AYB March 13, 2003
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