Trapped Millennial

A millennial mentaly trapped in a different millennium than the one they are currently in

Billy: I just got windows 10
Bobby: Yeah, well I already had windows 95
Billy: You're a trapped millennial
Bobby: Is that good?

by a babies goad April 18, 2017

trauponcracy

n. Literally, "the rule of thugs." While brutality is a key element of any tyranny, a trauponcracy not only is run with brutality, but incompetence and demagoguery as well. I can also include plundering wealth to bribe the masses.

There is a thin line between trauponcracy and incompetocracy.

by Dan Weyandt March 26, 2013

trampoline sponge cow

when you walk in on your fat parents having sex and they both look at you without stopping, smile at you, and then continue to cause creaking that can be heard throughout the whole neighborhood. You are traumatized for life. Your childhood is over because of what you've just seen.

"hey what's up" "don't talk to me. I experienced trampoline sponge cow last night" "oh gosh man I'm so sorry."

by trampolinespongecow August 29, 2021

A monster trapped in denim

Is a huge penis being strangled by tight pants.

"My penis in these jeans is like a monster trapped in denim and I’m about to release the Kraken.”

by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

Cosby Kid Trampoline

Sealing a toilet bowl underneath the seat with a sheet of Saran Wrap, causing the defecator's shit to bounce back in.

Billy sabotaged the work shitter with a Cosby Kid Trampoline and I got shit all over my taint.

by Choadblower January 15, 2006

Trapper Creek

Trapper Creek is the ultimate of boonie towns, located in bum-fuck nowhere. The people that live here mostly consist of rednecks/hillbillies, but there is a hippie music jamfest twice a year. Often can find the best shrooms, or frankly any drug.
Moose Creek is the ghetto, where you can smell the pot and can see drunk rednecks shitting on toilets connected to nothing.

Definetly better than Talkeetna.

The only normal citizens in Trapper Creek ride snowmachines built with ATV parts or ATV's built with Snowmachine parts.

"Dude, let's ride in Trapper Creek"
"First, let's hit X-Fest and get drugs and THEN ride."

by Brandymac June 6, 2008

Parent-trapping

To trick two people into congregating for the sake of resolving an issue.

"Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan totally parent-trapped the shit out of their parents!"

"Yeah. Susie wouldn't hookup with John anymore because he fucked her mom. He was really bummed about it, so I parent-trapped them and now they're back together."

Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Yo meet me at Noodles at 3:30.
Dude 1 to Girl: "Yo meet me at Noodles at 3:30.
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "Wait, are you parent-trapping me?"

by Putnam June 3, 2018